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Wolfenstein Enemy territory. The age of WWII. The battle of the United States against Nazi Germany.

Take your thompson or MP40 and enter the age of the second war. With millions of maps made by other clans and people, you can go almost anywhere. With special Mods such as the star wars mod, and the paintball mod, even the realistic mod, you can play almost everywhere. There's nothing
stopping you.

Choose from 5 different classes:
the Soldier: a guy that kills other guys. levels depending on how well you kill. Not much on this guy, although he is given the most weapons for killing.

the medic: a guy that heals guys that are wounded. levels depending on you using med supplies. This guy is used quite less. They help if someone got far, dies, and your army pushes forward, finding him, then uses a medic to heal.

the engineer: a guy that fixes stuff. Thus guy is trickier. The entire mission is based off of having one engineer. Something will always be broken, and it's up to the engineer to fix it. Like a tank, a big part of quite a few missions. Or a wall or gate you need to get past. They can plant dynamite. Even put landmines on secluded areas.

the field ops: a guy that gives out ammo to people on the battlefield. He is used way less than the medic.

the covert ops: a guy that is handy with a sniper. This special type of person can also use binocs to find landmines on the ground. Although any class can use the binocs for landmines, this class will get the experience. covert can also drop det. charges and blow open weaker doors. This class can also take dead enemy soldier's uniforms and sneak over to the enemy to complete their task

You also get a radio by pressing the V key along with some numbers indicated by the menu that pops up. You can tell your friends to "storm the front" or warn them of an "enemy in disguise!"
Also, you get better equipment and weapons if you level up your stats. such as Dual akimbo colts for your pistol, and an extra thompson for a soldier who ran out of rockets. The game is very straight forward. A simple game of assault. Although the keys are kinds hard, it's recommended to play with keyboard and mouse. But you can try the joypad. A very interesting battle game. Which side will you choose?

I couldn't get my new song in, sucks...

ANYWAY! here's my new review. I realized i didn't do one of Brawl.

For those of you that don't have this game, the controls are the same if you have melee, just a bit remixed with different maps. You can fight on the classic maps, choose how often certain songs play on certain maps, do challenges like normal. But with MORE characters, and some poor characters thrown out. They even included third party characters Sonic the hedgehog(yay) and Solid Snake(also yay).

Just a note for the future, don't play as Snake if you can't take slow characters with tons of tools.

In this game, you can also create your own Brawling levels! They also made the adventure mode (subspace Emissary) way longer and harder, but there are more ways to get characters, and more trophy's, and the trophy system with the coins isn't a coin machine, it's a firing game now. You have to shoot down your own trophy's. It's the only way to get certain trophy's such as Blaze the cat or the Gray Fox. Another function of this game is you can use online play. Make friends, learn their Brawl code, Enter it in the Wi-Fi screen, and you can fight that person as long as they're on too. It's a very advanced game and is recommended by me and thousands of other people! 5 out of 5 score!!!!!!

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ATOMIC FUNGUS
Author: Morfius Ace Prower.
Album: The Punkamatic

It's late, i'm bored, and i'm gettin off real soon, so i made this. It's called atomic fungus. Made for my hate to the mushroom patch that just won't give up trying to grow on my lawn. Anyway tomorrow i'll have a review on Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory. Very interesting game. You'll hear more tomorrow. I'll just kick the door in and go to sleep. Remember: tread lightly, the elements hide you.

Suckas! NO PICTURE, enter picture here.

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This song is called: third open shitstorm

I have found the weirdest game ever created. And the weirdest game you ever thought you knew, was never compared to this... SUPER ROBOTNIK LAND!

THe crappiest game ever turns out to be fun, how odd?

To watch the original Youtube poop(shit) of this game, here is the link:
Youtube Poop: Robotnik and his gameboy

And now, here's the game download area:
FileFront download
You are Dr. Robotnik. You seriously suck in the game. The bosses are retarded, and you'd only understand if you watch a lot of Youtube poop.

But it is WEIRD! And i can't get a screenshot.

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This new review is about the game Fredryk Phantasy. Get it off of google.

This game is an RPG, don't stop reading here. This RPG is at least INTERESTING. It is pretty basic for an RPG, and has a little humor to go along. I don't have much to say about it, and i'm in much of a hurry right now. So, if you've ever gone to Youtube and watched any of Fredryk Phox's videos, you'll soon see who it is about. Thanks for reading this again, promise next time won't be so boring.

I give it a 3/5 overall.

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This is a song i came up with for the Punk-O-matic game. when loading a song, paste this in the box to hear it. I'll be doing this every post.

I bring a review to one of my most favorite games on the first try. Timesplitters: Future Perfect.
This game is a very fast paced first person shooter, full of action and missions. IT is hard for these game missions to get old, you can even create your own maps! With many game modes, many characters, levels, even created ones, and weapons, it proves a hard game to beat. With a twist of a lot of types of games. Travel through time as Sgt. Cortez of the Earth defense alliance and try to prevent the Timesplitters war, led by Jacob Crow, from ever happening. Travel from a WW1 Time to the futuristic high-tech mutant Genetics lab. Fight your way through a mansion of ghosts, zombies, scientists, and horrid experiments, or just sneak through a Russian base.

Story: ...Sgt. Cortez is found plummeting to the Earth, destroyed by the Splitters. He gets found by a few of the alliance and gets taken to the base, being protected by an unknown force. He then gets sent back through time by the General and Anya, lead scientist. He then aids Capt. Ash in finding his girl, and even disables a tank to advance. He then sees the enemy at firsthand. Then follows him through time to a Russian base while meeting Harry Tipper, savior of the world numerous times. They get disguises to sneak within and prevent Tipper's nemesis, Khallos, from putting the world into WW3. Tipper sends Khallos skyrocketing and destroys his evil plot. He then travels to a horrid mansion filled with the Undead and helps a young girl by the name of Jo-Beth Casey, challenged to enter it and take pictures of zombies in it. They find out about Jacob Crow here, and finally get to talk to them, two of them, As they escape to a loophole in time. You follow them and get to a Corporate Office Building. You follow a woman named Amy Chen into the building and pursue Crow, but she catches you. The both of you then access the labs under the building. You then confront Crow, confused of the last time you met, 2 levels ago. He then meets his younger self, after you explain to him what he did. His younger self completes the loophole in time that his older self started 2 levels ago.You then enter the machine wars, controlling a robot and putting it to the alliance there. You then follow a group of rebels against the robots to get closer to Crow. Cortez uses a tank, with himself, to get out of the situation he is in, even taking his past self's robot, this happening twice. Then, he gets his robot back, and heads to the building where Crow is in hiding. The robot you get before gets infected with a virus, becoming more awesome, but stupider. THey confront a monster of Jacob Crow, being fused at a splitter. Cortez and the robot team up, but the robot dies, and Cortez is in trouble, he goes back to that event again in time and teams up with himself and a robot again to finish off crow and end the war. They kill Crow, destroy the time crystals, and save the world from the war even happening. All remnants of the war were gone. The time machine, Cortez's wrist tool, and even the robot he brought back. All before a paradox for teaming up with himself every level.

Today i have a different kind of game review, i have gotten ahold of a game called Sonic Robo Blast 2 and it's a pretty interesting game. The game is a very skillful piece of work, where you have to, simply, foil Eggman's plans again. So you embark on a journey through 3D lands to get to him and annihilate him.

The controls can be on arrow keys or WASD and mouse and in this game, you can spindash and jump like normal. The camera system may get in the way but it's still pretty good.

Find this game at the Sonic Robo blast 2 official website.

The game has many upgrades that can be added to it, like more characters, levels(i dunno how the levels work...) and more stories. The game has online play which allows you to fight others online. Here's the story line:

After Eggman was defeated back in the first game, he decides to take more time to reconsider his strategy, hiding away in an underground base for three months. All Eggman really had to show for this delay was a reduced robot army and a special battleship he built called the 'Doomship'. He didn't stand a chance against Sonic and his friends. Eggman's space-radar bleeped as the Black Rock came within its range. Eggman thought nothing of it at first, until he realized that he had a new battle station! From there he could attack the world, and launch robot armies without the fear of anyone retaliating against such a huge weapon. And with the Chaos Emeralds, the world would be begging before his knees to end the suffering and let him rule the planet. It was a perfect plan! Eggman decided to quickly increase the amount of robots he was producing. World domination was within his grasp at last! He launched his Doomship a week later, full of robots to take temporary control of zones until he'd finished putting the final touches to his work on the Black Rock. They were also instructed to return any Chaos Emeralds they might find.Sonic was enjoying his long overdue vacation. Without Eggman around, he and everyone else could relax whenever they wanted. Little did he know that today was going to be the end of it. Hearing Tails' voice in the distance, Sonic rolled his eyes. It was probably a stray beach ball, thrown out into the sea. No doubt Tails wanted him to recover it. Tails arrived, and told him that there were robots attacking the Forest Zone. Before Tails could finish, Sonic was already a tiny dot on the horizon. The robots were simple Crawla robots, destroyed with minimal effort. Sonic looked up at the sky and to his horror, saw an enormous battleship, with its guns pointing at the Greenflower City. He had been tricked into a diversion! Without wasting time, Sonic rushed up to the Doomship, even though there was nothing he could really do.But it was too late. In a blinding flash, the Greenflower City was a pile of ash and rubble. Laughing at Sonic, Eggman revealed his plan to control the Black Rock and turn it into an unstoppable force of destruction. Then he flew off, leaving Sonic standing dead in his tracks.However, unlike last time, he would not be alone in the fight. Tails was willing to help, and Knuckles had also offered his assistance, realising that the Floating Island would also be in danger.

Metal Arms: Glitch in the System
This is a game based off like army games now. The story is hat two robots were mining in the droid mining facility and find an unusual object, an ancient robot that bears their color, but has an unusual scar on his head. His shape shows him off from the other droids in their town. The two robots, Hosed and Screwed, were set on a mission toward the enemy: the Mil bots. They needed more recruits, and so Glitch, the newly found robot, appeared to take on the job with the other two. On their first mission, after Glitch learned how to use his mining rifle and charges, Hosed and Screwed were destroyed after a trap had been set. All alone and under fire, Glitch sets out from where he stood to annihilate the Mil bots, save his Comrades, destroy the Mil scientists evil plot to make Mil bots look like droids, and destroy General Corrosive.

My rating 5/5

This is a very objectively set game, where you have to Use all you can find in your environment to level up the gun arms you find to finish off the Mil, you can find certain guns such as the:

Mining Laser: an industrial 4MW geologic laser modified to blow apart Mil bot chassis

Rocket Launcher: dishing out excessive damage, the rocker launcher is ideal for destroying small groups of Mils.

Rivet gun: an S-2 type rivet gun modified to rapidly fire steel piercing rivet arrows at ultra high velocity

Control Tether: a Mil diagnostic device adapted to hack into and take control of enemy Mils.

Scatter Blaster: The scatter blaster fires an array of shrapnel that tears apart metal joints.(sorta like a shotgun but when leveled up a shotgun on steroids)

Wrench: Used only to tear apart Glitch, you'll be able to rebuild yourself. This object is useful for the level where you must destroy the Mil droid maker.

Recruiter Grenade: Mysterious Morbot grenade that reprograms the allegiance subroutines of all affected Mils to become allies.

There are many more weapons as well as enemies:

the Mil Grunt: The basic soldier of General Corrosive's army. It has a standard basic equipping of a S.P.E.W. and a possible few other weapons.

the Mil Scientist: The scientist is the Mil army's more technological creation. It mainly doesn't care for your presence, but if you wander too close, it'll chase and shrap you.

the Mil Titan: It's among the largest of Corrosive's army. This nasty Mil bot equips dual chainguns, a shoulder-mounted rocket launcher, some nasty heavy armor, and intelligent tactical AI. These'll be a problem against, but if you get control of one, you be ready to kick a** and chew bubble gum, at the same time.

Jump Trooper: These nasty little beasts will stop at nothing to destroy you. They have excellent jumping capabilities and equip duel S.P.E.W.s as well as dual swords.

Among these awesome features, you can also take control of great vehicles, a large 2 man armored vehicle, a one man tank, and a hovercraft equipped with S.P.E.W. and claw. This extreme game could keep you on the edge of your seat for a long time! Recommended for all who like 2nd person army games! The official website is here:

The official Metal arms site

From Station Square to Hell's requiem: Morfs

Next week: Gunz

Well well well hello anyone that ACTUALLY feels like looking at this... if you do i thank you. For without you i would stop these things. Well i'm pretty bored anyway and i actually do real world game reviews here, actually a few online game reviews too...

Well it's time for a real world game review:Sonic Riders
obviously i'd start out with something sonic, heh.

well my vote is a 5/5
To all you people who totally Suck at racing games, this isn't the game for you. Sonic Riders possesses quite a few weirder than normal racing aspects, first off, Sonic Riders uses a floating hover board style of race machine and also uses another tactic usable to your advantage: Turbulence! Ride on your adversary's turbulence in order to catch up and pass them. Actually do the tricks on end from the ramp, and you even get power-ups which beats off Mario Kart by miles... Recomended to people who get bored of old racing games. One more thing: This game is a very hard to get used to game (I don't think so i always get first) anybody that tries for the first time WILL receive difficulty in playing this game. Ponder upon this if you are a gamer. Next week: Metal Arms: Glitch in the System